Do you dare?
Do you dare to enter CorpseLand, the official theme park of Stanley Dabernath, The Sinister Mr. Corpse?
Do you dare to immerse yourself in this grisly land of the MAD and the MACABRE, the BIZARRE and the GHOULISH, the DEMENTED and the HORRIFIC?
If you do, brave voyager, use caution.
No nurses are on duty.
The fire exits have been boarded shut.
Your personal floatation device will sink like a rock.
Do you dare?
Cold sweat will trickle down your spine as you ride the Corpse Coaster. Waves of dizziness will pulsate through your skull as you spin around in the Dead Wheel. Maybe, just maybe, the beating of your heart will cease in Stanley's Snack Bar. If you are truly courageous, perhaps you will make a purchase in one of our THIRTEEN sinister gift shops.
There is still time to turn back.
But if you are a person of valor, your adventure begins right through those gates.
Do you dare…?